Wrestling Thoughts

You Know You Are A Wrestler When........

• Cauliflower isn't a vegetable.
• You can't wait for Christmas...because you'll get 2 extra pounds.
• Shoving cotton in your nose seems normal.
• You wonder how much hair weighs.
• The coach asks you to do 50 pushups and you think "that's all?"
• You see someone bend over and you imagine how easy it would be to put them in a cradle.
• You won't even take a nap on your back.
• You won't lock your hands when hugging your boyfriend or girlfriend
• Your coach tells you "cut him" and a knife doesn't cross your mind.
• You see someone lying on their back and you feel the urge to slap the ground beside them.
• Gyms look weird without mats on the floor.
• You'll know exactly how much weight you will lose when you take off your shoes.
• You have a black eye but don't remember how it might have happened.
• Asics, Cliff Keen, and Brute are more familiar to you than Nike or Reebok.
• You tape your shoelaces before the Prom.
• You have to go to the bathroom before weigh-ins and the rest of the team high-fives you because of it.
• You know you are a BAD wrestler when you know how many lights and ceiling tiles are in every gym near your home town.
• Every time you go to shake hands with someone, you have to fight off the urge to arm drag them.
• When you put clothes ON before bed instead of taking them OFF
• When someone hugs you from behind and you start to break their grip